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BROTHERS IN ARMS - I'd carry you through the flames of hell, my flesh burned to the bone, Through places where the demons dwell, you'll never be alone. We are brothers, now and always.


TAGS: war hell soldiers brothers always
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:31 pm, #235532
It censors two 'T's? Huh?
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:30 pm, #235531
b***on that lip, soldier!
falloutghoul - May 31, 2012, 6:56 pm, #235529
HOO'AH!
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 4:12 pm, #235382
Thank you.
Rick69 - May 29, 2012, 3:05 pm, #235378
Very nice message... One which I would share to my brethrens...
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:53 pm, #235345
No soldiers were harmed in this pic. It was taken during a training exercise.


BLUES BROTHERS 106 MILES -




Criminal Minds -


TAGS: advice mothers identity theft illegal
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:35 pm, #251013
Not too clever, she did get caught. If she...oh the poster! Thanks Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 14, 2013, 9:24 am, #251006
Clever!
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:32 am, #250848
...was her name-o.
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:58 pm, #250844
Bingo
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 11:37 pm, #250818
Glad it gave you a giggle.
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 11:10 pm, #250816
Haha, very funny! :)


SALUTE -


TAGS: thanks airman and others who serve
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - April 14, 2011, 6:51 pm, #216424

One can never finish saying thank you
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:26 pm, #216358
Nice one RR. 5 L's.
TheOne - April 13, 2011, 7:31 pm, #216350
Its been done,but its never been finished.5L.


FOR MOTHER'S DAY - Buy her coffee Because remember... You're the reason she gets drunk




GREAT MOTHERS - Always leaving you with those wonderful childhood memories.


TAGS: great mothers no its not her fault i am afraid of cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by pieman

Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:51 pm, #176726
Don't I know it! My mother did that to me... only with raccoons... took me 11 years to get home again... what a sense of humor that woman had! 5 therapy sessions!


MOTHERS - Sometimes, it's best to do as they say




MOM - Words truly can't express how much we appreciate what you do for us kids. And the voracious look in your eye when dad is nearby makes us feel -- Hey, where IS dad anyway?


TAGS: happy mothers day black widow
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:37 am, #245745
When I come across those nasty, eight-legged freaks in my yard, they are toast. Anything with that many eyes and legs should NOT possess such strong venom.
rudeboy308 - May 10, 2011, 4:24 pm, #218372
d***ed funny! Let's join Alice Cooper and pledge allegiance to the black widow.
rerun - May 8, 2011, 11:22 am, #218279

amsome


THE PENGUIN - SHE WILL NOT TAKE YOUR FILTHY STOLEN MONEY


TAGS: blues brothers penguin filthy money
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

Houseplant - June 21, 2012, 5:46 pm, #236485
But we're on a mission from God......5 wrist slapping L's


GUILT INCLUDED -


TAGS: mothers days thanks love gifts
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

Chrysophase2003 - May 20, 2012, 9:28 pm, #234907
She wants the credit for me being pulled into this world, she's getting the blame too.
Hawamleh - May 14, 2012, 10:26 am, #234612
5l poster, 10 lion comment.
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 8:37 pm, #234597
Good thoughts, DJ. So I went to visit mom. I kinda feel bad about not stayin’ so long, but my brother’s storage facility was quite stuffy, and that urn always gives me the creeps….especially that dang happy face.


DELUSIONS -


TAGS: some are dumber than others
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by caveman

Haarakkon - August 7, 2012, 4:02 pm, #238174
Top notch.
MissPriss - August 6, 2012, 2:03 pm, #238142
And the first 5L laugh of my day goes to...the dynamic duo of Mr. and Mrs.


REPERCUSSIONS - Billy is about to learn the First Law of Sibling Cooperation ~Snitches Get Stitches~




I AM THE WALRUS - Shut the f*ck up, Donny.




GREAT MOTHERS TEACH... - Love, confidence, patience, and how to rip apart drunken tourists... Well, my mother did anyway...


TAGS: great mothers teach
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Chef

agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:34 am, #176826
Hawt!
Chef - May 20, 2010, 1:33 am, #176825
If some humans did I wouldn't have to sit in traffic for so long...
ICEMAN - May 20, 2010, 1:28 am, #176824
You realize tigers eat their young.
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:15 am, #176823
Getting beaten with your own toys is never a good thing. My mom was too cheap to wreck a toy on out b***s. Although I had a lot of h** weel track... and we'd whip each other with them... better than pillow fights.
Chef - May 20, 2010, 1:08 am, #176822
You ever heard a h**wheel track swung at full angry mom speed? The sound was almost worse than the impact!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:05 am, #176821
Nice! The go-to weapon of choice for my mom was the wooden spoon. And although she shattered many on my b***, she did have a 3ft mixing paddle that was a bit more resiliant.
Chef - May 20, 2010, 12:54 am, #176820
Yeah... not a good idea with my mother... she once hit me with my own h**wheel track!!!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:52 am, #176819
Greatness, Chef. And good that you didn't combine the two!
Chef - May 20, 2010, 12:45 am, #176818
Thanks! I found the Mother subject far easier then the b**** please...
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:43 am, #176817
And in this case, it's still a win!
Viper - May 20, 2010, 12:42 am, #176816
This might be the first poster without some kind of Logicdude reference that I have seen thusfar!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:36 am, #176815
Wonderful.


RIGHT AND WRONG - There's doing it wrong, there's doing it right, and then there's doing it in a way that is freakin' awesome




MY BROTHERS -


TAGS: my brothers military balls
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by ronsart

CarlRedifi - March 5, 2010, 11:37 am, #161915
Hi Ryan
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 5:08 pm, #138478
or "gesundheit"....whatever floats yer boat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 4:54 pm, #138477
God bless you.
aesop's folly - November 21, 2009, 4:44 pm, #138476
houghragh
Dood - October 24, 2009, 12:10 am, #130184
Eh...landed close enough in The Hump '05. Juicy Girls were f***in thieves.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:48 pm, #122747
Otherwise, you'd be a sister.
Lex - September 29, 2009, 3:55 pm, #122643
That's too bad. Songtan had a good selection of imports.The Gecko in Seoul was a great bar. Had a drink named after me. Called "The Bastard".
LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 3:19 pm, #122633
h***er Hill is now officially off-limits to Mi-Guks...I hear Songtan is still open for business though!
Lex - September 29, 2009, 3:01 pm, #122632
"Ammo Bowls" for all. 604th ASOS (Zoomie for CACC) Camp Red Cloud, Uijongbu '03-'04. Get your boots on, we going to h***er Hill.
LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 2:11 pm, #122625
Holy Hangul! Seems like Lex knows the "Way of the Bar Fine" and yakimandu! CSCT #3, Yongin, '95-'96 Brother!
Lex - September 29, 2009, 1:48 pm, #122616
2ID, someone send me some soju. 5 juicy girl lions.
GySgt1811 - September 29, 2009, 11:40 am, #122596
Yep! 5 devildawgs...


GREAT MOTHERS - Always protect their offspring Keep them warm and surrounded with love


TAGS: great mothers
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Chef



REALITY -




AMAZING THAT THEY MAKE IT -


TAGS: little brothers
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Airman

DonQ - May 18, 2012, 5:00 pm, #234808
and when you are the big brother you are the guinea pig.
fatelvis - May 17, 2012, 10:22 pm, #234790
Been there. 5l.


HELPING HAND - Help others achieve their dreams, and you - will achieve yours.




BROTHERS - DOUCHE and BAG


TAGS: brothers
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by dporter8462dc9

rerun - June 6, 2011, 7:39 pm, #219646

image alone would be great on doucharchive


NICE CHOPS -




MOTHER'S DAY - The perfect gift.


TAGS: mothersday gifts humor
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Iconoclast - May 1, 2012, 10:27 pm, #234048
Prescription: Take a pill after dinner and go to bed.


STRAIGHT SHOOTING - Now available in stereo


TAGS: twin gunners of different mothers
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - May 4, 2010, 9:47 pm, #174675
I love surround sound. 5 rounds downrange.


MEMORIES -




Two wrongs don't make a right -




MOTHERSDAY - she did not mean it when she said "you dont have to buy me anything for mothersday."




WHAT?! - Did you just call me a fat-ass?! NOW I gotta shoot ya...


TAGS: carrie fisher blues brothers leia
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by jbfromnyc

rudeboy308 - July 26, 2011, 4:11 pm, #221950
Blues Brothers is only one of the funniest movies ever made. Carrie Fisher having John Belushi in her crosshairs, and his sputtering excuses, are awesomely funny.


OR GO SEE A MOVIE -


TAGS: booking calendar blues brothers verbage
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Oldsod - May 21, 2015, 8:39 pm, #261325
Yes...into the classroom file.


GREAT MOTHERS - Proper technique, as demonstrated by momma bear to a cold and lonely husky.


TAGS: mothers bears dogs love hugs
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Mongo

agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:39 pm, #176796
... who just pissed himself. 5L


SMOTHERS BROTHERS -




GREATNESS IS A CHARITY -




THE BLUES -


TAGS: jake elwood blues brothers ***bs
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:34 am, #247976
OHHHH YEAAAH!


THE JONAS BROTHERS - circa 2025


TAGS: music jonas brothers okami mattakunobaka
Rating: 4.17/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 15, 2011, 7:59 am, #216470
Funny one... Time can be so cruel. 5 l's.


SPILLING YOUR MOUTH -




HELP -


TAGS: help yourself before asking others
Rating: 4.59/5

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Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 7:00 am, #226165
I endor5e this statement.


MOTHER - There to ease the way but not to make things easy To protect but not to shelter To love and forgive...


TAGS: great mothers
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Chef

anthonyb123 - January 12, 2012, 6:29 pm, #227526
seriously wierd and funny
forseti - May 19, 2010, 2:37 pm, #176718
i never ate snails... it's too French for me! ;)
Chef - May 19, 2010, 2:09 pm, #176716
Thanks... I love that picture... kinda cute and disgusting at the same time... but as a chef I can't help wondering... with lots of garlic and b***er... mmmmmmm
PhxDebbie - May 19, 2010, 8:45 am, #176653
Wow nice one... 5L
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 1:54 am, #176637
Well done. Picture is as good as the text. 5L


MOTHERS DAY -


TAGS: mothers day holidays mama
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:25 pm, #149773
*Facepalms and chuckles*
Stickfodder - October 30, 2009, 12:38 am, #132060
Keep in mind that even Oedipus gouged his own eyes out when he realized that she was his mother.
Zéiram - April 29, 2009, 7:24 pm, #76481
lol I just got it. I forgot all about Antigone since I read it in... what, 8th grade? 9th? Something like that. Who knew Sophocles could be made into modern-day humor?


THE GAME - You just lost it.




APPEARANCE -


TAGS: disguise others from ourselves
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

CloudchaserS - October 2, 2011, 10:41 am, #224703
Saw the image, thought of the lead singer of Antiproduct. Read the quote, thought of the Blue Man Group song Persona
rondollins1 - October 2, 2011, 4:23 am, #224696
5 BIG hugs for this one! :)
rondollins1 - October 2, 2011, 4:22 am, #224695
% BIG hugs for this one!


I HAVE NO FEAR OF DEATH -




LAST TO LEAVE THE AIRPLANE - And the first to hit the ground


TAGS: gory gory what a helluva way to die salute to all my maroon wearing brothers
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Muck

Muck - April 30, 2010, 6:49 pm, #174159
Can't use a square for every type of exit. Using domes can be prefered depending on situation.
Cloudchaser - April 30, 2010, 12:27 am, #174047
Old fashioned dome chutes? Seriously? That's like how the Secret Service still uses that reel to reel ***e IBM computer system from the 1980's when there are much better products available.
Derek - April 29, 2010, 8:41 pm, #174004
d***, those pilots are brave! ;})


THE BLUES BROTHERS - On a mission from god!




A Face Only A Mother Could Love -


TAGS: ugly babies love faces mothers
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - June 8, 2013, 1:22 am, #246441
Oh, kidding, OK. Thought sure it was Renee Zellweger
MissPriss - June 7, 2013, 2:09 pm, #246427
Be glad they're only posters...thanks for the fug5Ly vote crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 7, 2013, 1:27 pm, #246413
I just logged into Motifake, and I've already 5een four (plus this) posters that made me go.... uggggh.
MissPriss - June 7, 2013, 12:18 pm, #246402
Hey Mr.Gary!! Actual baby pic of a long time, in relatively good standing member. Give ya 5L if ya can figure out who...bahaha. Kidding...um...yeah just kidding.
GaryO - June 7, 2013, 10:12 am, #246393
Geeezus!


WITH FOUR KIDS -


TAGS: may challenge great mothers hereditary insanity
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:50 pm, #176804
Spot-on. 5L


IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD -


TAGS: fear and the brothers grimm
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by spacedog

LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 7:19 am, #150803
yawn.
Faceplant31 - January 5, 2010, 10:30 am, #150320
F*CKIN AMSOME Space!!!
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 9:24 am, #150315
Love it!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 5, 2010, 8:22 am, #150300
5L. you creepy bastard.


NATIONS - “A nation is not conquered until the hearts of its women are on the ground" Cheyenne saying




MISTAKES -




BARONESS OR DR. GIRLFRIEND - The NEW "Velma or Daphne" debate!


TAGS: baroness cobra gi joe destro dr girlfriend monarch venture bros brothers
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by jalford

Elder God Douchebag - August 7, 2009, 8:51 pm, #105723
Stop beating off to All-Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder, or whatever the hell it is you read, and go outside. There's girls out there. Real ones.


THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA - A Warner Bros. adaptation




BR549 -


TAGS: hee haw rerun and others
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

steve1961 - June 22, 2014, 10:08 am, #255417
A triple post? Huzzah!
Silverheart - June 21, 2014, 5:37 pm, #255406
And it's organic, vegan ham too
Silverheart - June 21, 2014, 5:37 pm, #255405
And it's organic, vegan ham too
Silverheart - June 21, 2014, 5:37 pm, #255404
And it's organic, vegan ham too
rerun - June 21, 2014, 4:25 pm, #255403

Ko5her ham?


Purpose -


TAGS: life purpose warning others
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:35 am, #250849
Your not a warning dear. Your just setting an example...teehee? Thanks lg for the vote.
lgvernon - November 4, 2013, 12:51 am, #250821

Yes. Yes, I am. 5L


HOMELESS - Location, location, location.


TAGS: some parks better than others
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Yorick

falloutghoul - September 28, 2012, 4:57 pm, #239520
When you're homeless, the world is your home. Quite contradictory.


Blood In, Blood Out -




SAGE ADVICE -


TAGS: mothers day brutus caesar
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Greeny - May 8, 2011, 7:51 pm, #218294
It took me forever... getting old sucks. 5 sharp pairs
Reality Lord - May 8, 2011, 8:17 am, #218271

wait....ohhhhhhhh...i get it...nice


SUCCESS -


TAGS: built of the failures of others
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by rerun

spacedog - November 10, 2010, 6:54 pm, #202242
Excellent.
GreyScorpion - November 10, 2010, 8:53 am, #202204
I think this is a tribute to Mooo's poster basement..5L
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:49 am, #202202
Is this a tribute to seedlings? Love it, rerun. 5L


JUDGEMENTAL PARADOX -




KEEP YOUR MOM WELL WATERED -




THE MOTIFAKE POLO - For the discriminating sociopath. Sizes: XL, XXL, XXXL and OMG! Stain Resistant.


TAGS: even if you never leave your mothers baement youll look great
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

rerun - August 29, 2012, 7:54 pm, #238757

want
Cubbybear - April 13, 2010, 10:01 pm, #171167
By the way that's not the Hawaiian Islands...It's a stain! 5/5
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 7:07 pm, #171118
HA! If the OMG doesn't fit, Jake will mail you a bucket of paint and a sticker with the logo. 5 grandes leones.
Zealot - April 13, 2010, 2:40 pm, #171067
I want one
R.S.Jake - April 13, 2010, 12:19 pm, #171040
Special size orders are $5 extra. Colors cum in Scorpion Grey w/ black trim, Off-white w/ pink trim, and black on grey as shown. Also available in long-sleve for those cold lonely nights.
forseti - April 13, 2010, 12:14 pm, #171038
cubby-edition? 'cause of the pocket for tissues...
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2010, 12:11 pm, #171037
Hey wtf, not all of us are the sixe matt was in third grade. I will need a special order sixe i guess. 5L
GreyScorpion - April 13, 2010, 12:02 pm, #171036
I'll take 2. Got any in, grey? 5L..."thats what she said"


Happiness -


TAGS: happiness childhood mothers day
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

GaryO - May 15, 2013, 9:59 am, #245753
NOW THAT’S FUNNY!!!
RobertBrault - May 15, 2013, 8:36 am, #245751
That's okay. I rip 'em off from Jack Handey.
TheSanityInspector - May 14, 2013, 10:29 am, #245731
Thanks! Actually, all my good ones lately are ripped off from Robert Brault.
GaryO - May 14, 2013, 8:27 am, #245730
rather Jack Handeyish. Good'n here. 5L


MODERATORS - Keeping a watchful eye to ensure motifakes future.


TAGS: moderators watchful eye mods aggy others trolls trolling outburts attack comments
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

Cloudchaser - March 31, 2010, 1:46 am, #168286
Looks like I wasn't the only one watching South Park on WGN that night
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:09 pm, #168126
awsome, 5 lions worthy
Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 1:46 pm, #168106
Nice one.


The Eyes Have It -


TAGS: greeny has a way of making others see life through his eyes quote depeche mode
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 8:54 pm, #247670
Happy to of been of service. Personally? I think you look so adorable with a smile on your face, rather than your head exploding. But hey, what do I know? Oh and thanks greeny.
Greeny - July 12, 2013, 7:30 pm, #247666
Nice Miss P; thanks for the smile


THE BROTHERS GRIMM -




TREAT HER ON MOTHERS DAY - Would it hurt to do a little something for the person who spent 24 painstaking hours in labor just to give birth to you?


TAGS: mothers day
Rating: 3.88/5

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GREAT MOTHERS WILL... - Be there to lean on... Make sure hazards are out of reach...




THOSE ARE THE TRUEST WORDS - Even If They Think Lymph means To Walk With A Lisp




HEF -




MA-DONNA - . . . just like a fine wine . . . . . . she's aged to perfection .




CIGARETTE OPTIMISM - Is the pack half empty or half full?




ROCKSTARS -


TAGS: rockstars jonas brothers
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by the dude

Fooly4 - January 13, 2010, 10:09 pm, #152723
Rockstars also don't come from Disney Channel.
Reason - December 2, 2009, 10:43 pm, #141917
*** drugs and rock and roll + purity ring=impossible


PORKY'S REVENGE - Long before the movie of the same name.




ADVERTISING- JONAS BROTHERS -




CHAPTER 11 - Did someone say that there was no recession?




Professional -


TAGS: depression diagnose selfesteem others causes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 6, 2015, 1:09 am, #259776
Thanks 'cern!
concern3 - February 5, 2015, 5:01 am, #259759
Another excellent poster good job, 5er
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:41 pm, #259735
Hey dawg! Appreciate it.
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:40 pm, #259734
Thanks Jesus and enjoy
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:39 pm, #259733
Thanks Mr.Gary
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:37 pm, #259732
Thanks me lord!
spacedog - January 31, 2015, 4:49 pm, #259697
Brillllliant.
JesusWept - January 31, 2015, 12:50 pm, #259688
I'm gonna print this one out! L L L L L
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 10:16 am, #259685
ohhhhh, yeahhhhh
Reality Lord - January 31, 2015, 7:37 am, #259683

real good priss


Say What? -


TAGS: words surprise thinking others speaking
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

mizzdizz - December 17, 2014, 5:56 am, #258910
Unashamedly redheaded, but I'll try to blonde it up a bit Big O!
MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:24 pm, #258882
Us auburns have been known to have a few good ones occasionally too. But for you Mr. Gary, I'll try to keep them as blonde as I can.
MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:22 pm, #258881
Thanks
GaryO - December 15, 2014, 8:38 am, #258870
I do love a blonde blurt
concern3 - December 15, 2014, 6:15 am, #258869
yes a 5er


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